Marriage is the ultimate solitude with minimal privacy.

In football, the worst blindness is only seeing the ball.

Until the day when a wise black man can become our ambassador in Paris, we will forever be a pre-Brazil.

The bed is a metaphysical piece of furniture.

I envy stupidity, stupidity is eternal.

Love is impossible without bite marks.

Memory is a swindler, a forger emeritus of facts and figures.

To love is to be faithful to those who cheat on us.

Money buys everything, even true love.

Not all women like being beaten up. Only the normal ones.

I only believe in those who can still blush.

Stories arrest us. Parents use stories to capture the attention of active children. Preachers use stories to capture the attention of sleepy adults.

To stay here and disobey God - I can't afford to take the consequence. I would rather go and obey God than to stay here and know that I disobeyed.

A quiet personality sure isn't what you need to attract attention.

Farming implements are as cheap in Sydney as in England.

I think that if you can roast a chicken, you can get whatever you want out of a woman.

Everyone becomes brave when he observes one who despairs.

Annabeth sat up and glared at her ankle. "You HAD to break," she scolded it. The ankle did not reply.

The Second Amendment is outdated in the sense that its function has become obsolete.

There are no rules to attraction. Jake is nothing like who I wanted.