Marriage is unbelievable, i couldn't be more in love.

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.

Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.

I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.

I get my inspiration from books, pictures, art. I might find a vintage scarf and say, "I think this should be our color palette."

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned down the first offer often enough and held out for the fifty cents.

Write when drunk. Edit when sober. Market it with the persistence of a drug peddler.

Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.

Behind every great fortune lies a great crime.

I don't like to sell my finest pieces.

I'm dying, but otherwise I'm in very good health.

I think I'm a good father, but that's taken a lifetime of experience.

India seeks to be a permanent member of the U.N. Security Council... things like this don't happen automatically, you need constant dialogue and discussion with the world.

As you lose your life in the service of Father in Heaven's children, Satan's temptations lose power in your life.

I teach classes 28 weeks of the year, but the rest of the time I do research and write books.