Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

The only way to avoid age discrimination in Hollywood is to die young.

I think the greatest imagination we can exercise is one that imagines how someone else feels. Because you know how you feel, but so often we attribute our own feelings on to someone else.

Today's audience knows more about what's on television than what's in life.

Contrary to popular belief, it's not the legs that go first; it's remembering the word for legs.

I write what I write and I honestly don't care if it gets on or not. I'm writing to see if I can find out some of what I think about any number of situations. I work it out in the writing.

We may be born equal but we're not equally talented.

Most jokes state a bitter truth.

Television is a weapon of mass distractrion.

If Hitler’s still alive, I hope he’s out of town with a musical.

The vastness of your imagination depends on the level of your consciousness, the power of your awareness, and the deepness of your perception.

Get some sleep, Secretary General, get some sleep. Revolution can wait till the morning.

You're as white as a nun's buttock. Are you all right?

I'm an exhibitionist, I was an exhibitionist as a kid.

Many people have been pontificating, and patronizing, and moralizing, and scapegoating, saying you Greeks, you are the problem. I would say we Greeks have a problem. We are not the problem.

I haven't used that word since I was 7 years old. I don't understand Donald Trump.

A single woman, of good fortune, is always respectable, and may be as sensible and pleasant as any body else.

You got me sitting on the shelf, while you're out bewitching someone else.

And a rock feels no pain; And an island never cries.

I believe it is very important to learn different fighting styles to make you a flexible fighter.