Marriage, n.: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

It is possible to find the passion to read.

It’s the first time I’ve ever kissed a boy, which should make some sort of impression I guess, but all I can register is how unnaturally hot his lips are from the fever.

To understand the soulis to master the soul

I have a big responsibility to my licenses. All my licenses draw from and take ideas from the runway.

I believe in the discipline of mastering the best that other people have ever figured out. I don't believe in just sitting down and trying to dream it all up yourself. Nobody's that smart.

I want to go to Berkeley and major in music.

We would rather be in the company of somebody we like than in the company of the most superior being of our acquaintance.

I think that I've been pigeon-holed by virtue of the fact that I've spent so much time in front of a green screen.

See shades of grey... Act anyway

It is reasonable to ask who or what created the universe, but if the answer is God, then the question has merely been deflected to that of who created God.