Marriages maybe made in heaven, but a lot of the details have to be worked out here on earth.

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

The more a man knows about himself in relation to every kind of experience, the greater his chance of suddenly, one fine morning, realizing who in fact he is.

I believe in God, but I don't think you have to go crazy to prove it.

Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.

Most men call fretting a minor fault, a foible, and not a vice. There is no vice except drunkenness which can so utterly destroy the peace, the happiness of a hoe.

Everybody round you pretendin that they your partner, let you have a problem they won't even help you out

Be confident. There is no one who is not attracted to confidence. Women dig it. Men love it. Confidence adds hair, drops ten pounds, and takes off ten years.

Between me and You, there is only me. Take away the me, so only You remain.

You will never be as young as you are right now

I'm more interested in a world that works than what sells.

One poll shows that by 61 percent to 29 percent Americans under 40 say that Social Security needs to be fixed.