Married men live longer. Yes. And an indoor cat also lives longer. It's a furball with a broken spirit, that can only look out on a world it can never enjoy. But it does technically live longer.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

With endless time, nothing is special. With no loss or sacrifice, we can’t appreciate what we have

The problem with car insurance is that you never know how bad your policy is until you are involved in a car crash. At that point enlightenment begins.

The man don't make the vision; the vision makes the man.

Our philosophy is to go for one company at a time, and go for its finances. If we had gone down and protested outside HLS every day for the last five years we would have got nowhere

You're looking at each and every potential corner for an air bubble to escape. Absolutely! You're on the best of your game.

Ever since I learnt about confirmation bias I've started seeing it everywhere.

I was a strange, loud little kid who could sit at the piano and kill a Beethoven piece.

Most people lived their lives like criminals: act first, worry about the consequences later.

Reality is far more complex and messy than many of the grander themes and explanations would have us believe.

Laws ... proportionate and mild should never be dispensed with. Let mercy be the character of the law-giver, but let the judge be a mere machine.