Marry for love, stay married, and raise happy children who are quick to laugh and slow to judge.

Children see magic because they look for it.

He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

when he smiles it's as if you'd just told him the first joke on earth.

I do not believe in religion, but if I had to choose one, it would be Buddhism. It seems more livable, closer to men.

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul.

A book lying idle on a shelf is wasted ammunition. Like money, books must be kept in constant circulation. Lend and borrow to the maximum.

There's players like myself in the league who deserve to make the All-Star team and aren't given a chance. I've put up numbers, as good if not better than players that are making the team.

There is nothing more aggravating than a man who won't talk back - unless it is a woman who won't.

I get maybe four hours of sleep a night. I'm a little bit crazy.

I was making love to my wife the other night, I looked up. She was on the phone.

Why do so many Christians pray such tiny prayers when their God is so big?

For the beginning is assuredly the end- since we know nothing, pure and simple, beyond our own complexities.