Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

The starvation of a child has no justification, even if the crops have failed, or the population is too large.

She may never be someone ANYONE can understand. But she will always be worth the wait.

Winston has written four volumes about himself and called it 'World Crisis'.

I pledge to you today that as president, in my first budget, I will introduce the largest increase in special education ever.

You have all the power you could possibly need to create a new reality - a reality of vibrant health and wellbeing.

Let the pain remind you hearts can heal

Without an education, you won't have a future.

I mean the only thing that is hopefully good about us is after the arguments we can actually still face each other the next day or the day after and talk about something else and sort of get over it.

You know, some people take peace of mind and confuse it with lack of passion.

Most comedians I know are quite serious, anxious people who find life rather difficult. As a consequence, they make people laugh.