Mars and Venus are at it again. This time, Hephaestus is standing by with a private detective, a photographer, and a lawyer.

Pain narrows consciousness; pleasure blurs it.

When Medusa looks in the mirror, she sees the Lady of Sorrows.

My passions have never jumped out of the fireplace and set fire to the carpet.

Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth

The sewing machine joins what the scissors have cut asunder, plus whatever else comes in its path.

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.

The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree.

'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'

Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed.

Totem poles and wooden masks no longer suggest tribal villages but fashionable drawing rooms in New York and Paris.

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies.

Saying goodbye to someone you love isn’t really the hard part. It’s living every day, not being able to say anything to them at all.

Instead of fearing what might happen if I failed, I should be excited about what could happen if I succeeded!

I define UNIX as 30 definitions of regular expressions living under one roof.

I always look well when I'm near death.

People are always beautiful when you love them.

Let your life be your music and let your music be your life.

You can turn the sphere for a cutting point, but if you're really just existing in the 180, cutting is much easier. If you're existing in a 360 space, it gets more complex.

When you don't have much and you need to be at work, there's no such thing as being sick.

Engineering is a jeans and hoodie culture, and sales is more formal.