Martin Lawrence is one of my comedic heroes, and he's a genius.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

I see knowledge of self. I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.

Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in your life.

I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My father wasn't there for that.

My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

When your back is to the wall and you are facing fear head on, the only way is forward and through it.

The Truth is first rejected. Then finally accepted.

To be a success, intensely focus on success oriented action not on roadblocks or obstacles.

Dating and hiring have a lot in common.

I'm from a nice, suburban, middle-class family, but my tattoos remind me where I've been.

For me it's about the music, and it always has been. Maybe for some other people it's more about money.

Somebody has to have the last word. If not, every argument could be opposed by another and we'd never be done with it.

I'm an old-fashioned guy.

Some men have a necessity to be mean, as if they were exercising a faculty which they had to partially neglect since early childhood.

I'd rather be happy than right.