Martyrs and persecutors are the same type of man. As to which is the persecutor and which the martyr, this is only a question of transient power.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

Yahweh, you are awesome in power!

A virtuous heretic shall be saved before a wicked Christian.

Verily, God hath eighteen thousand worlds; and verily, your world is one of them, and this its bright axle-tree.

Most people can do nothing at all well

We're probably the opposite of the Osbournes. We run a very tight ship.

Good enough is good enough. We're not supposed to be perfect. We're supposed to be complete.

It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.

Lust sullies every age of man, but quite extinguishes old age.

Cher wanted to be an entertainer more than I've seen anybody want to be an entertainer in my life.

I know who I am, and that never changes.