Math and reading are my only weaknesses - other than that, Im perfect.

I'm an extra dark black belt in ping pong.

I'm actually banned from the Himalayas, because I'm too good at yoga.

I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs.

I think I've proven with my career that I can play a wide variety of characters. Yet, I still get typecast as the crazy slob guy. That's how it always works.

You jump on a bike and start peddling. You fall down and you get up again. I've always been a 'learn by doing' kind of guy.

Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night.

Tina Fey is really cool. She's so mellow and laid back.

I don't consider lacrosse a sport. To me that's just a frat activity that got out of hand.

I had not met Tina Fey before I auditioned for 30 Rock. Some people think were old friends from Second City days. I had always been a fan of Tinas. But I actually never planned on being in a sitcom.

I never got into things to be famous. Sometimes its fun, sometimes its annoying.

My luck was my father not striking oil... we'd have been rich. I'd never have set out for Hollywood with my camera and I'd have had a lot less interesting life.

One must choose between Obscurity with Efficiency and Fame with its inevitable collateral of Bluff.

The dominant characteristic of an authentic spiritual life is the gratitude that flows from trust

I dont find myself lobbying for projects. Filmmakers almost always come to me.

First of all I think that poetry is very noble and I always have with me the sense of the nobility of poetry.

What one generation tolerates, the next generation will embrace.

I'm a complete democrat in terms of who buys my books.

I sucked in the smell of her perfume, Viva La Juicy, and was swept away. La Juicy was part of my oxygen supply, even for the year and a half we were apart.

I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.'

If I can play one note and make you cry, then that's better than those fancy dancers playing twenty notes.