Matrimony and firefighting. They ain't for cowards.

Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink.

If money don't buy happiness, what the hell does?

A friend is someone who will bike to the ice cream shop with you, even when you don't look so good.

Let us talk about oxymoron, common sense, for instance.

Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts.

Celibacy sucks, no pun intended.

I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on.

It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood.

Sometimes stupid is crime enough.

Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously.

Do the children who prefer books set in the real, ordinary, workaday world ever read as obsessively as those who would much rather be transported into other worlds entirely?

Beautiful things happen when you believe, just open your heart and your mind to conceive.

Ann prayed because of a gut-wrenching, throbbing pain in her soul. She urgently begged the Lord for her life.

We often over value what we can do on our own, and under value what God can do through us.

Never allow carping critics to deter you from success. Instead, silence them with it.

'Encore' was an experiment. 'Encore' was the second chance at a first impression. 'Encore' was not completely planned.

I love little Peter Pan collars and little puff sleeves.

I'm loving 'We Are Young,' by Fun. Really gets the morning rockin' to a great start.

A man's judgment is best when he can forget himself and any reputation he may have acquired and can concentrate wholly on making the right decisions.

The sun was a molten coin burning a circle in the low-hanging overcast, surrounded by a fairy-ring of moisture.