Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

When it comes down to it, even on the natural plane, it is much happier and more enlivening to love than to be loved.

If communication is lost everything is lost in a relationship.

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.

Good talkers are only found in Paris.

I studied medicine so I could help others - set a leg or whatever - and it's given me a great deal of satisfaction.

The truth about intimate relationships is that they can never be any better than our relationship with ourselves.

The good of political life is the good of free and equal citizens recognizing the duty of civility to one another and supporting the institutions of a constitutional regime.

We are taking a greater chance of having another crash at a time when the world is less capable of bearing the cost.

Man's earthly interests,'are all hooked and buttoned together, and held up, by Clothes.

Music is like creating an emotional painting. The sounds are the colors.