Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.

The streets of Vienna are paved with culture, the streets of other cities with asphalt.

Someone who can write aphorisms should not fritter away his time in essays.

Corruption is worse than prostitution. The latter might endanger the morals of an individual, the former invariably endangers the morals of the entire country.

I had a terrible vision: I saw an encyclopedia walk up to a polymath and open him up.

The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has stood every test.

An aphorism is never exactly true; it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths.

A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.

Newspapers have roughly the same relationship to life as fortune-tellers to metaphysics.

Christianity has enriched the erotic meal with the appetizer of curiosity and spoiled it with the dessert of remorse.

The devil is an optimist if he thinks he can make people worse than they are.

Most of us lead far more meaningful lives than we know. Often finding meaning is not about doing things differently

Prouder than a preschooler showin' refrigerator art!

Hate is a disease, but love is its only cure.~ Kathryn Delcour from Adam's Fall

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.

The appetite for more instant replay in the sport is very low.

Men are valued, not for what they are, but for what they seem to be.

Every couple goes through things.

Where you are tender, you speak your plural.

Like all software, Qmail can survive only when it keeps up with changing requirements.

We all wore a 21 patch that one season as a silent tribute to our deceased teammate Roberto.