Matt Le Tissier had firm views about Austria's reluctance to allow Turkey full membership of the EU last Saturday, I seem to recall.

That's Steve Howey's third-ever League goal and he's never scored more than two in a season before.

Mido has just been sent off and I can confirm he walks like an Egyptian

Middlesbrough is the second greatest place to live in Britain! Behind Hartlepool.

Gareth Jellyman of Mansfield Town has been sent off, hope he doesn't throw a wobbly!

There's only one Enoch Showunmi. Thank God for that!

Gareth Jellyman has just been dismissed, I think he's thrown a wobbler

Chris Porter scored his first league goal last week, and he's done the same this week.

It was as if life was one great big impersonal piece of machinery.

Someday when we're older, we'll learn who to trust. But heroes and saviors, can't save folks like us.

Cherubs fan our foolish fires, filling hearts with mad desires. They prick our pride and haughtiness with quick, angelic naughtiness.

...the kind of love that picks you up in Akron and sets you down in Rio...

Defeat is not defeat unless accepted as a reality-in your own mind.

Let us get together with other people of our sort and make over the world into a great world-civilization that will enable us to realize the promises and avoid the dangers of this new time.

I fall, I stand still... I trudge on. I gain a little... I get more eager and climb higher and begin to see the widening horizon. Every struggle is a victory.

It is the studying that you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.

If your goals are ambitious and crazy enough, even failure will be a pretty good achievement.

No matter how you feel you have to act like you are very popular with yourself; very relaxed and purposeful very unconfused and not like you are walking through the sunshine singing in chains.