Matter exploded into being, apparently as chaos, but in fact as a chord. The ultimate power chord.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

If we want to grow, the way to break a pattern of negativity is to face anything negative with love.

I have 14 nieces and nephews.

Touchdowns are better than field goals.

As you come to seek and see the virtues and strengths and nobilities of others, you begin to seek and see them in yourself also.

Tel Aviv is a dynamic international city with a lot of smart people, great fashion and food. I've met a lot of amazing people and there's this great energy everywhere.

People don't like change when it comes to changing their own lifestyle habits.

And then it went, and time passed properly once more, every second following every other second just like they're meant to.

The strong live off the weak and the clever live off the strong.

Man is a centaur, a tangle of flesh and mind, divine inspiration and dust.

No one will believe in you until you believe in you.