Maturity is when you no longer get the urge to make snow angels in mud season

The only way I’d ever die of a broken heart, is if I slammed into something really hard

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

Manners without sincerity, is called polite society

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

Patience is learning to take a deep breath while you’re exhaling

If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you’re lookingthrough binoculars the wrongway

Y'know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations, like sitting on frozen peas after a vasectomy

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what

Time is the wave upon the shore. It takes some things away, but it brings other things.

In the music industry, intelligence in women is undervalued.

Let each look to himself and see what God wants of him and attend to this, leaving all else alone.

He scatters enjoyment who can enjoy much.

I didn't come after Elvis and Dylan, I've been around always. But if I see or meet a great artist, I love 'em.

There are some great values in Christianity, but I think the values are located more deeply in our humanity than they are in our religion. There are certainly some survival values.

Play it cool, that's the old school rule man.

Never give up on something you believe in.

Is Walt turning over in his grave? A man named Joe Roth runs Disney right now-he gave me the go-ahead and total freedom to do whatever I wanted to do.

I've just taken the decision that I'm going to now go full time back into the theater.