Mausoleum n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

In life, every step you take is an adventure. Never fear to venture and never forget to enjoy.

Just throw it all and live like there's no tomorrow.

Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.

I think that old school style of 'I'm your parent and I'm greater than you' doesn't work. What I establish with my children is a partnership.

I hope to continue building my acting career and work more on projects that fulfill my artistic thirst.

Be fearless. Have the courage to take risks. Go where there are no guarantees.

A man crawls into a tomb to die. A boy crawls in to live. You think that's chance?

We are aware that the conductor is not really making the music, it is making him -- if he is relaxed, open and attuned, then the invisible will take possession of him; through him, it will reach us.

Tomorrow can be a wonderful age.