Max: "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" Fang: "But we're grounded." Max and Fang: (stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing)

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Love is a damagemade to the heart, violence, fate thats written, Changeable by distance, Breakable by time...!

Distrust all those who love you extremely upon a very slight acquaintance and without any viable reason.

I'm trying to be a singer, not a civil rights leader.

[I'm] a huge defender of clowns around the world.

No matter where you go, you are what you are playa.

I would say I try to make my comedy really personal. I try to tell stories that happened to me, experiences from my life.

The further off from England the nearer is to France- Then turn not pale, beloved snail, but come and join the dance.

I'm not a musician - I'm a ham.

Abandon false ideas, that is all. There is no need of true ideas. There aren't any.

O Marvelous! What new configuration will come next? I am bewildered with multiplicity.