Maxim 3: An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

Where's your sense of adventure? It died under mysterious circumstances. My sense of self-preservation found the body, but assures me it has an airtight alibi. -Captain Tagon & Captain Andreyasn

The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate.

The size of the promised paycheck is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it.

Maxim 20: If you’re not willing to shell your own position, you’re not willing to win. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

When the messenger arrives and says 'Don't shoot the messenger,' it's a good idea to be prepared to shoot the messenger, just in case.

Spy' is such a short ugly word. I prefer 'espionage.' Those extra three syllables really say something.

Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.

Right now I've got just two rules to live by. Rule one: don't taunt elephants. Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants. -Sergeant Schlock

As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me. -Captain Tagon

forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit.and perhaps it will be pleasing to have remembered these things one day

Life and death is a matter of destiny, just like day and night is the law of the universe. Chuang Tzu

[the only acting advice he would give] What is acting but lying and what is good lying but convincing lying?

Fear begets fear. Power begets power. I willed myself to beget power. And it wasn't long before I actually wasn't afraid.

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.

It is safe to be me. I love life. I am always safe and secure. I move forward in life with joy and ease. All is well in my world.

A world so hateful some would rather die than be who they are.

Murder is a plant of slow growth.

It's the idea that we just have to go along, we can't change it, things won't change. I think that's the sad part, the sad reality traditional parties have bred in parts of Atlantic Canada.

What our Lord said about cross-bearing and obedience is not in fine type. It is in bold print on the face of the contract.