May I take your vein for a moment? I find myself... curiously depleted" Okay, right. Talk about your Johnny-on-the-spots: He locked them in and all but tore off his arm and threw it at her.

Gratitude is the fairest blossom which springs from the soul.

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.

A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.

Do more than belong: participate. Do more than care: help. Do more than believe: practice. Do more than be fair: be kind. Do more than forgive: forget. Do more than dream: work.

Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them.

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing.

When we seek to discover the best in others, we somehow bring out the best in ourselves.

Gratitude can transform common days into thanksgivings, turn routine jobs into joy, and change ordinary opportunities into blessings.” —

Three enemies of personal peace: regret over yesterday’s mistakes, anxiety over tomorrow’s problems, and ingratitude for today’s blessings.

If you want to catch trout, don't fish in a herring barrel.

If the workers are organized, all they have to do is to put their hands in their pockets and they have got the capitalist class whipped.

I am always looking for a cool tee shirt; maybe one with a rock band or an old advertisement.

No matter how much it gets abused, the body can restore balance. The first rule is to stop interfering with nature.

Two aspects to the relative world: relaxation and time management.

Everything in life has a price on it - there ain't a damn thing free in America, and football has got a price on it.

We may convince others by our arguements, but we can only persuade them by their own

It's what I call "mental masturbation", when you engage is some pointless intellectual exercise that has no possible meaning.

I hated it. I hated this. I hated feeling so terrible because of someone else.

All art critics are useless or harmful.