May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.

'Chasing Amy' was an amazing role, but then after that, I went and did 'Big Daddy' and you're the girlfriend or you're the best friend. I wasn't getting the Nicole Kidman roles.

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.

Stay with me; I want to be alone

Most people play a fair game of golf - if you watch them.

I want to feel passion, I want to feel pain. I want to weep at the sound of your name. Come make me laugh, come make me cry... just make me feel alive.

It just gets frustrating playing the girlfriend, It's just this awful feeling, sitting in your house, waiting for a script to come. I like to be more proactive.

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

Education is wonderful - it helps you worry about things all over the world.

The toughest thing about homework is getting mom and pop to agree on the same answer.

A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children.

You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you.

I'm a five-hundred-year-old born vampire with an ever-expanding wardrobe, a serious cosmetics addiction, and enough outstanding Visa charges to fund a small third-world country.

Bonobos are... ambassadors from a primordial world of peace through pleasure, inviting us in one kiss at a time.

Trust is the first step to love.

While civilization has been improving our houses, it has not equally improved the men who are to inhabit them. It has created palaces, but it was not so easy to create noblemen and kings.

Appetite comes with eating.....but thirst goes away with drinking.

Growth today is an investment for tomorrow.

Compliment people wherever you go. Praise every single thing you see. Be a ray of sunshine to everyone you meet.

The most interesting part of filming is what the actors do. That's the primary link between the story and the audience.

I look for the hotels that have figured out the comfortable balance - a modern room that is well designed, and really clean sheets.