May my last breath be drawn through a pipe, and exhaled in a jest.

Cards are war, in disguise of a sport.

All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

The greatest pleasure I know, is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident.

Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

How some they have died, and some they have left me, And some are taken from me; all are departed; All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

I have had playmates, I have had companions; In my days of childhood, in my joyful school days - All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

A poor relation—is the most irrelevant thing in nature.

How convalescence shrinks a man back to his pristine stature! where is now the space, which he occupied so lately, in his own, in the family's eye?

For God's sake (I never was more serious) don't make me ridiculous any more by terming me gentle-hearted in print.

Learning to change the world is rarely easy or convenient--it can be complex, costly, and messy.

The raconteur knows too well that, if he investigates the truth of the matter, he is only too likely to lose his good story.

Gratitude can't grow love higher than regret.

The sweetest noise on earth, a woman's tongue; A string which hath no discord.

I was an only child, but I did have a hell of a lot of cousins.

A modern man may disapprove of some of his sweeping reforms, and approve others; but finds it difficult not to admire even where he does not approve.

Cause I'm a redneck woman.

He was the Grand Marshall of our Everyday Parade

There's no such thing as 'I can't do it'.

I will leave this shining life of cricket very soon. This bat and ball won't save Shahid Afridi in Grave