May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense.

Children see magic because they look for it.

He loved constantly, instantly, spontaneously, without thought or words. That's what he taught me. Love is not something you think about, it is a state in which you dwell. That was his gift.

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

If you think anyone is sane you just don’t know enough about them. The key — and this is very relevant in our case — is to find someone whose insanity dovetails with your own.

Oh, we are but soft and squishy bags of mortality rolling in a bin of sharp circumstance, leaking life until we collapse, flaccid, into our own despair.

Nobody's perfect... Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.

If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.

Canada is a myth people made up to entertain children, like the Tooth Fairy. There’s no such place.

So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?

Their reliance on biblical quotations does not augur well for their for their openness to moral reasoning....

I can sing and dance. I can smile - a lot.

I never use a computer.

[ J. Edgar]Hoover, I'm sure, felt that he was right in everything he did and even the things that we don't like about his character.

Whoever said life without love isn't worth living didn't own an iPhone. These things are great.

Satan, who is a wonderful contriver of delusions, is constantly laying snares to entrap ignorant and heedless people.

The value we create is directly related to how much valuable information we can produce, how much trust we can earn, and how often we innovate.

There is extreme poverty in Appalachia, where I was, and increasingly poverty is not just an urban thing.

I try to be authentic - but at the same time I don't really want people prying into my personal life.