May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!

I'm a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them.

Don't talk for five minutes, there's a good chap! I've a strange feeling come over me--almost as if I were going to think!

Belief is the enemy of knowledge.

Whether you like it or not, your life is passing away.

No matter how hard you think that you are pushing, there is always more left in you to turn your drive up a notch. Vow to continuously impress your inner positive self.

A wonderful quality about America is that we love redemption stories. We're quick to lash out and assign blame, but we also draw from deep reservoirs of forgiveness.

If your faith does not make you pray, have nothing to do with it; get rid of it, and God help thee to begin again.

Gardening is akin to writing stories. No experience could have taught me more about grief or flowers, about achieving survival by going, your fingers in the ground, the limit of physical exhaustion.

Friendships, in general, are suddenly contracted; and therefore it is no wonder they are easily dissolved.

I trust you with my life. I'm pretty sure I love you. But more importantly, I like you.

He who throws away a friend is as bad as he who throws away his life.

But if your boyfriend, out of nowhere and with no advance warning whatsoever, dumps you for no apparent reason, is it really about you? Or is it all him?

"I want to be a lawn." Greta Garbo.