May you live as long as you wish and love as long as you live.

If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

A generation which ignores history has no past — and no future.

Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.

No law can give power to private persons; every law transfers power from private persons to government.

Neither art thou the man to catch the fiend and hold him! [Ger., Du bist noch nicht der Mann den Teufel festzuhalten.

I would rather teach drawing that my pupils may learn to love nature, than teach the looking at nature that they may learn to draw.

Stalking the girls' softball team again?

Lift me like an olive branch and be my homeward dove Dance me to the end of love.

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt.

The only way to pass any test is to take the test. All tests on every level are always repeated one way or another until you pass.

For this relay there was a little more pressure because it's the 200, you have to make sure you swim it smart. The 100 was more about energy.

She looked creepy/adorable.

what is the worst pain? To me, it's always the pain that is present.