May your love never become an obsession.

If this is a dream, may we never wake up!

Momentary happiness is worse than permanent misery.

The only difference between fiction and religion is that people don't kill themselves over fiction.

Religion springs from man's feeling of inferiority.

I'm everything that you're not.

Don't be afraid! Hold my hand and let's jump off that cliff together.

I have to convince myself every night that I love you before I go to sleep lest I wake up empty.

Without purpose, we're zombies aimlessly roaming the earth.

Once upon a time, I wish I had sneezed. The end.

Let me kiss you and take your breath away, we'll worry about resuscitating you later.

Everyone has a past, but that's just it--it's in the past. You can learn from it, but you can't change it.

Before the Apocalypse, the closest I'd gotten to death was buying steaks at the supermarket.

One of the first essentials is a policy of unreserved political cooperation with all the nations of the world.

Just because war is hell doesn’t mean you can’t have a little fun.

When you decide to hit rock bottom, humiliation is part of the deal.

I don't talk about success. I don't know what it is. Wait until I'm dead.

Mom told me, “It probably gets pretty lonely to be Grandma, don’t you think?” I told her, “It probably gets pretty lonely to be anyone

American education is still the wonder of the world, and we must open the schoolhouse doors, not close them.

Kings and cabbages go back to compost, but good deeds stay green forever.

If you don't know jewelry, know the jeweler.