Maybe I'll just become a cartoon character because there's nothing left for me to do in an R-rated comedy.

I grew up in Minnesota.

Wait a minute! I'm not interested in agriculture. I want the military stuff. During a briefing military stuff in which officials began telling him about missile silos.

I grew up in Minnesota and everyone is so nice there. It is like Fargo. Everyone's so chipper and you make friends just grocery shopping. We kill each other with kindness.

I don't really necessarily think I'm a funny guy, but I like the opportunity to take on something that I don't feel I'm the best at doing.

I love everything Minnesota.

Everyone should walk across the Brooklyn Bridge. I did it three days in a row because it was one of the most exhilarating experiences I've ever had. The view is breathtaking.

I'm a much better singer than actor, which doesn't really say a whole lot.

What I love doing is taking my dog for runs.

I tend to go for women with common sense. Being down to earth stands out more than looks.

I don't know anything about this engagement stuff. I never thought I was going to get engaged.

They may not know each other to say it, but it was never hidden. How much ever they hated each other, fate ties them together.

To build a positive attitude you must take some deliberate action. You must be responsible for your thoughts, words, and actions.

Never create doubt in a person. Doubts have the habit of hanging around even if the original cause is over. Doubt never wants to be caught unawares again

There's always Time and Place for Everything called College

Resistance in Palestine will continue until the final liberation of all the Palestinian lands.

The greatest inventors are unknown to us. Someone invented the wheel - but who?

False shame only is harmful.

Ambition is the incentive that makes purpose GREAT and ACHIEVEMENT greater!

Let us respect even error when it has its source in virtue.

Writing is like being in a dream state or under self-directed hypnosis. It induces a state of recall that - while not perfect - is pretty spooky.