Maybe I'm a supernatural retard.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

There is a road, no simple highway, between the dawn and the dark of night, and if you go, no one may follow, that path is for your steps alone.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Right and wrong are very complicated

Genuine security an only be obtained by looking inside our oneself.

The rise of the iPod meant that digital music became the norm, It's sad, but you can still find the real stuff out there if you look for it!

We can't expect to solve problems if all we do is tear each other down. You can disagree with a certain policy without demonizing the person who espouses it.

If we let ourselves, we shall always be waiting for some distraction or other to end before we can really get down to our work.

The feelings we live through in love and in loneliness are simply, for us, what high tide and low tide are to the sea.

The living Jesus will give you joy amid tribulation.

Racists are irrational and illogical in their attempts to justify their prejudices.

I definitely have had friendships and moments with people from different backgrounds and in different stages of their lives.

Happiness and Virtue clasp hands and walk together.