Maybe I should go back to teaching school about crazy people instead of being one. (Jim Alvin)

Some people are like Slinkies.They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.

Evil must always be fought.

My will broke at the sound of his voice, and my head turned with as much inevitability as a sunflower turning its face to the sun.

A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter.

The only certainty life contains is death.

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace.

If it looks like a hallway, feels like a hallway, and acts like a hallway—is it important to figure out that it isn’t a hallway?

Usually the people I do know are sufficient to spawn any number of nightmares without inventing any.

Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.

The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.

The key to a self-fulfilled life lies in consistent selfless deeds.

I think the eyes flirt most. There are so many ways to use them.

When I hear about something that's hot, I back away from it. So I go and discover the stuff I wasn't paying attention to five years ago.

Take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim.

Man is not in the world to set it right, but to see it rightly.

. . . man is just what he thinks himself to be . . . He will attract to himself what the thinks most about. He can learn to govern his own destiny when he learns to control his thoughts.

Theater has an incredible capacity to move people to social change, to address issues, to inspire social revolution.

A good addiction is a contradiction in terms. Anything people can't give up or must have is not healthy, no matter what the activity.

If I do not know that I do not know, I think I know. If I do not know that I know, I think I do not know.