Maybe I shouldn't scare off my date so quickly by shooting guns and telling stories about vomit, but, hey, the sooner he knows the real me, the better.

I've never understood people who just go out for one drink. Once I have one drink, I want all the drinks.

You can't ever get too much of Paris.

Random acts of kindness show that even amidst the hustle and bustle, Paris inhabitants are more welcoming that their reputation gives them credit for.

I was supposed to stay for 3 months. But I think I always knew I would stay a little longer, despite the crazy Frenchies. Or maybe because of them.

Piano Man put up a fight but his resistance was futile. Hell hath no fury like a drunken girl at her bachelorette party in the mood to sing.

Whatever we are, whatever we make of ourselves, is all we will ever have – and that, in its profound simplicity, is the meaning of life.

Large bodies of goal achievement research encourage written goals for good reason. When we write down our goals, we transform what we imagine into reality.

Oh, a grenade. But where is the bamboo bazooka?

An antisemite is a person who hates Jews more than is absolutely necessary.

Any time a new horror film comes out that looks appealing, I'm always excited to go see it.

Time stoops to no man's lure.

Thoughts can increase our understanding of a subject, or they can just as easily constrict or block our understanding of a subject. It very much depends upon the language we are thinking in.

That's human nature. Nobody does anything until it's too late.

People have to be educated and they have to stick to it. If people lose that respect, an awful lot is lost

No other German writer of comparable stature has been a more extreme critic of German nationalism than Nietzsche.