Maybe I was a little jealous or envious of the abstract painters - but the truth was I thought what they were doing was boring.

I believe that any art communicates what you're in the mood to receive.

I guess I've always liked the idea of being an artist.

I remember everything I know even the most superficial things. And what comes out is in my canvases.

I spent seven months in Africa and came back saying there isn't anything you can say about black people that you couldn't say about, say, pink people except that they're black.

The x-ray of your skull shows a large, flobby mass floating inside. I have to consult my colleagues to be certain, but it looks like a long sausage snarled into a lump.

... I've run out of options. Stay with the lying psycho or work for the other lying psycho.

Living in a castle is objectively romantic.

And in that moment, I was hit with the realization that this delicate layer of atmosphere is all that protects every living thing on Earth from perishing in the harshness of space.

Odd's fish, m'dear! The man can't even tie his own cravat!

Typical" Kisten said, his eyes dramatically sad. "Try to do something nice for a person, cheer her up, and what do I get? Abused and robbed.

My father required me to honor my father and my mother too much to put up games on them. I did on occasion.

There is no duty more obligatory than the repayment of kindness.

The fundamental deception of Satan is the lie that obedience can never bring happiness.

I looked at my competitors and I thought that, "If they could do it, I could do it. And if, they are popular and doing well, I could compete with them."