Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade sense of adventure that it once did.

I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me.

That’s the big challenge of life—to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don’t annoy your friends with your whining.

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.

You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you.

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.'

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.

Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.

I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now.

I do not care so much what I am to others as I care what I am to myself.

The problem is that rich are getting richer by not giving and poor and getting poorer by not receiving.

Attitude. That is your tendency to evaluate things based on your perception. If you think you can't, that is a negative attitude parcel and opening it will reveal what you believe

There is a place in God's sun for the youth "farthest down" who has the vision the determination and the courage to reach it.

I don't have anything to hide but what happens is the media tend to beat up what I say.

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

That parrot's non-co-operation with the cage, with its master, will live for ever because it looks upon renunciation, non-co-operation, as a joy.

For me, relationships are the real action movies. Bombs are exploding every day and the kitchen is Ground Zero.

Gynaecologists are very smooth indeed. Because they have to listen to woeful and sordid symptoms they develop an expression of refinement and sympathy.

Worry is a prayer for something you don't want.