Maybe he overreacted a bit." - "A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Poland".

Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on

When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.

Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.

A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.

I will not have him in my brain;there is no room for anyone else in the cakeshop of agony. it's crowded enough in there already.

I've never had anyone say they love me before. Libby lobes me, that is true, but there is something a bit menacing about the way she says it.

What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?

Mum said, "It is the thought that counts." And I said, "I know, which is why I am ringing the authorities right now. Anyone who thinks like she does should be locked up out of harm's way.

If we are to climb that mountain, we had better find that molehill.

To experience the unknown, developing understanding and to care, that is our purpose.

I was a total metal-head as a teen. I still love it, too.

We're the highest taxed in the world, we're the highest taxed country right now, and it's not even close.

I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's like, 'Wow, love the 'stache, dude.

I did my undergraduate work at the University of California when it was still affordable. But tuition keeps on rising.

Even the dog is described by the poet to have received justice under Ramarajya.

I think there's a certain stigma that comes with being a white rapper and having a show.

We need better architecture and planning: more imaginatively exciting, more involving, more our own.

It's rare that you see an artist in his 30s or 40s able to really contribute something amazing.