Maybe he was a good a good whitecoat—like Jeb. And maybe the moon was made of cream cheese.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

A country cannot change, be transformed or developed as long as there is no truth and honesty as an everyday principle among the citizens of the nation.

I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.

I love. The most reckless thing of all.

It's also a terrible kind of sentiment [ reality TV] for children and for people. It makes people feel like they all want to be famous for no reason.

Oh, well, if you want original conversations, you'd better go and talk to yourself.

The revolution occurs when the victims cease to cooperate.

This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives.

Immortality is a by-product of good work.

It's impossible being me, I radiate a glow that makes others turn and grimace in horror as if staring into the sun.

Minds like beds always made up (more stony than a shore) unwilling or unable.