Maybe if I could ever be a successful comedian then I could be an example that Christians can also have fun.

There's a communist living in the White House!

I think abortion is murder.

Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake.

I got a gymnastics scholarship to college, fell in love with my true love of my whole life - who I'm married to now - and he was a virgin too. It was very romantic.

That's pretty much why I went into show business because I wanted to have a guitar and sing unaccompanied, that was like my fantasy of the perfect life.

When you go on an audition it's very frightening.

Maybe entertainment is not supposed to be reality.

The bottom line of Hollywood is money.

I think the reason they cast me as the good girls is because they couldn't find any in Hollywood.

I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.

When a Lady chooses to Change Her Mind, ' said the Mouse with a touch of hauteur, 'a Gentleman would consider it no more than her Privilege, and not Badger Her About It.

A sheet spread beneath an apple-tree can receive only apples

There is in the darkness a unity, if you will, that cannot be achieved in any other environment, a blending of self with what the self perceives, and exquisite mystical experience.

There are so many demands on your time, on your resources, and on the prestige of the government.

I wrote a lot when I was younger, though never anything like plays or scripts.

I really like when people do 'stream of consciousness' tweeting, or when people's tweets come across as sort of manic and mostly unedited.

Whatever may be the position in life of a parent, it is his duty to share his crust with his children. If you want a thing done well, do it yourself.

Philosophers have often looked for the defining feature of humans — language, rationality, culture, and so on. I'd stick with this: Man is the only animal that likes Tabasco sauce.

We give our dead To the orchards And the groves. We give our dead To life.