Maybe it's just getting older, but I don't want to miss things.

I remember very clearly someone saying, 'Don't shake hands with the cactus,' and I thought, 'Well, why not? What could possibly go wrong?' Shaking hands is a friendly gesture.

Pull the hair on my head the wrong way, and I would be on my knees begging for mercy. I have very sensitive follicles.

I'm a high-functioning sociopath, do your research.

Looking for happiness is a sure way to sadness, I think. You have to take each moment as it comes.

Enjoy the journey of life and not just the endgame. I'm also a great believer in treating others as you would like to be treated.

Being a posh actor in England you cannot escape the class-typing from whatever side you look at it.

The further you get away from yourself, the more challenging it is. Not to be in your comfort zone is great fun.

You come into this world as you leave it, on your own. It's made me want to live a life slightly less ordinary.

I keep myself amused and others confused

If you have an over-preoccupation with perception and trying to please people's expectations, then you can go mad.

When you lose your smile, you lose your way in the chaos of life.

The worst things always happen at night, and oftener than one would think on stormy nights. ("The Compensation House")

I stuck my finger in his belly buttonand squiggled it around.“Belly button rape!

I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition - and I have never suffered from it.

God gave a loaf to every bird, But just a crumb to me.

My goal is to destroy Christianity.

One goal of my art is to help people remember why they are here now.

He was a secret agent, and still alive thanks to his exact attention to the detail of his profession.

I don't give a damn what people think.

Whenever people eat or drink together, it's communion.