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Phyllis Diller Quotes: Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
         

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.


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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?



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This page presents the quote "Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.". Author of this quote is Phyllis Diller. This quote is about aging, middle-age-spread, getting-old, wearing-out,.