Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.

Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.

Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment.

Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.

In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere.

He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy.

Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's.

It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.

It's not who you know, it's who you sleep with.

The principle of democracy is a recognition of the sovereign, inalienable rights of man as a gift from God, the Source of law.

The present is all we have, yet it is the one thing we will never learn to hold in our hands.

A cease-fire between human beings depends upon a cease-fire with God.

Reach deep within, and reconnect with the essence of your being.

The study of the human brain and its disease remains one of the greatest scientific and philosophical challenges ever undertaken.

He that goeth farre hath many encounters.

I took part in two 'Leverage' conventions. Fans fly in from as far as Russia and Australia. It's expensive to attend.

Believe me, there is no more powerful means to obtain God's grace than to employ the intercessions of the Holy Virgin.

Humour is human. Why? Well, because the Philosopher, Aristotle, says so.

The secret of the man who is universally interesting is that he is universally interested.