Maybe pretty women were always funny but only now decided to go into comedy.

New York may be the city that never sleeps, but Shanghai doesn't even sit down, and not just because there is no room.

There better not be a God because I'll be in big trouble.

"Couch surfing" refers to the practice of temporarily lodging with a stranger - free of charge, unless you count being incessantly sociable as payment.

I love narcissists-even more than they love themselves. You don't have to buoy them up. They are their own razzle-dazzle show and you are the blessed, favored with a front-row seat.

Love can't always be measured by how long u wait,it's about how well u understand WHY and WHAT you are waiting

The Chinese are no slouches when it comes to capitalism.

What can you give a friend who has everything? Shelves.

Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know.

I do not find the concept of consorting with unknown persons appealing.

Being serious just makes me a little bit embarrassed.

It's a strange sensation to pick up a book you read and enjoyed just a few months ago and discover you don't remember it.

The bottom line is, there have been a lot of nuts elected to the United States Senate.

Star Wars has always struck a chord with people. There are issues of loyalty, of friendship, of good and evil... The theme came from stories and ideas that have been around for thousands of years.

Now I meet people with full-color Wolverine tattoos on their backs. Thank God I did okay, because I think if I hadn't, they'd spit on me in the street.

I've done big studio films and the big studio films I've done, I've tried to do the interesting ones and the ones where I could live with myself in the morning.

She found herself to be quite worried that something would jump out at her, so she began to whistle. She thought it might make it harder for things to jump out at her, if she was whistling.

Superficiality is the curse of our age. The doctrine of instant satisfaction is a primary spiritual problem.

Looking back on a happy life, one realizes that one was not happy all the time.

I want the single player experience.

I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.