Maybe the best comics are written by people who really are at ease in the comic world.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

All dreams continue in the beyond.

I'm Going To Be Great One Day

I'm definitely really into rock music, and I feel like that is where my heart is.

I have an obsession with books about kids with Asperger's syndrome.

Remembering a wrong is like carrying a burden on the mind.

The fruit of your life will be what you believe you are.

Love it or hate it, this is me, this is who I am!

With comedy, if you write something for me, I'm better at it. I'm not sure I'm so good at improvisational stuff.

Progress however, of the best kind, is comparatively slow. Great results cannot be achieved at once; and we must be satisfied to advance in life as we walk, step by step.

At a certain point, if you chase two rabbits, you lose them both.