Maybe the truth doesn’t exist if you look the other way.

Is there such a thing as being too happy?

Even the tiniest of flowers can have the toughest roots.

I guess love distorts our perception of reality, and it’s even harder to recognize the truth when it’s buried underneath layers of what we imagine relationships should be like.

Sometimes you have to fight for the past and sometimes you have to let go.

Can I Tinder swipe for cat cuddles?

Despite all of the social advances in women’s rights and the push for gender equality in the workplace, it seems like modern men still want a woman that they can take care of at home.

She can’t worry. She can’t ‘fix.’ She can’t love.

Family is the most important thing in this life.

Can you revive wilted tulips?

Of course her dumb Lab’s going to do whatever it takes to retrieve the ball. What he craves more than freedom is companionship.

If truth be told, the easy road is nothing more than an armchair in clever disguise. And if you look around, it seems that there are a whole lot of people in the furniture business.

Lately, I've become sort of a fatalist. Well, that was bound to happen.

There's a real wisdom to not saying a thing.

Winners live each day as if their last. Not in the future, nor in the past, and someday . . . becomes now!

No woman can be a beauty without a fortune.

Rene looked at Grendel. “What in the world is that?” “That’s our mutant attack poodle,” I told her. “Is he chewing on a gun?

I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.

I was a psycho woman. It felt like something in me that I had no control over.

But see, in our open clearings, how golden the melons lie; Enrich them with sweets and spices, and give us the pumpkin-pie!

Let me dispel a few rumors so they don't fester into facts.