Maybe the truth is I really want to like you instead.

After you find out all the things that can go wrong, your life becomes less about living and more about waiting.

We live and we die and anything else is just a delusion.

Anybody's true nature is bullshit. There is no human soul. Emotion is bullshit. Love is bullshit.

Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit.

The truth is, immigrants tend to be more American than people born here.

some soap opera, you know, real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems.

By the time you're thirty, your worst enemy is yourself.

You gain power by pretending to be weak.

Those who can forget the past are way ahead of the rest of us.

More and more, the hardest part of crying is when I can't stop.

Why are you touchin

If you will not reprove yourself, ’ Saadi says, ‘you will not welcome reproof from another.

Taste is a mystery.

Good guys are most likely to finish last, but also most likely to finish first.

I don't think of myself as particularly cursed or blessed. I think I got dealt a set of cards, and I'm playing with them, sometimes in heels, sometimes in combat boots.

Scholars are wont to sell their birthright for a mess of learning.

We learn more about how human brains work. And that leads us to ideas about how to make human brains work better.

The greatest lessons in life, if we would but stoop and humble ourselves, we would learn not from the grown-up learned men, but from the so-called ignorant children.

Do not place a photograph of your favourite author on your desk, especially if the author is one of the famous ones who committed suicide.

If I'm not the sexiest man alive, explain why so many women married me.