Maybe there's something new that can document an idea quicker, but pen and paper have always been pretty handy for me.

I have no problem with the concept of financial riches, but if you need to change the person you are in order to achieve that, I think you're taking too much of a gamble with your personal happiness.

I always expect there to be a new counter-culture coming up, something that would make punk look as ridiculous as punk made the hippies look.

I have a lot of dislike for the business end of the music business, particularly what they call shopping for a label. It can be a real stupid thing.

You make yourself broad. You make yourself appealing. 'Hey, y'all, I'm cool with everybody.' That's my message.

Tiger's a horrible golf teacher.

So, once I get writing I really try and put five to eight hours a day in my room with a guitar to really try and come up with stuff that feels interesting enough to me to keep it.

Unless we make the change ourselves, nothing is going to change.

In the matrimonial life of the Jewish male every day is Yom Kippur.

You know me, I love lost causes.

For me, it is exciting to see a woman take a chance and wear something out of the ordinary.

Calling means that everyone, everywhere, and in everything fulfills his or her (secondary) callings in response to God's (primary) calling.

Congress has lost its way if we don't hold this President accountable for his actions.

I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.