Maybe this is what alone really is — finding out how tiny your world is, and not knowing how to get anywhere else.

One last song. One last turn. One last street. no matter how hard you try to keep hold of a day, it's going to leave you

Even when walking in the company of two other men, I am bound to be able to learn from them. The good points of the one I copy, the bad points of the other I correct in myself.

The Law of Chaos: Any activity or event that seems to lie beyond the boundaries of possibility will usually be the first thing to occur.

Perfection is shallow, unreal, and fatally uninteresting.

I’ve got this amazing relationship with God that is better than life, itself, so marvelous, so wonderful that everything else can fall apart and I’m okay.

Man is a creature that can get accustomed to anything, and I think that is the best definition of him.

The tango is a direct expression of something that poets have often tried to state in words: the belief that a fight may be a celebration.

Anyone who thinks it’s funny to name their network "Tom’sHugeEtc" is going to think it’s funny that one of his neighbors is also named Tom and is embarrassed by it.

Laughter... is like a hurricane: once it reaches a certain point, it becomes self-feeding, self-supporting. You laugh not because the jokes are funny but because your own condition is funny.

To give the theory plenty of 'rope' and see if it hangs itself eventually is better tactics than to choke it off at the outset b abstract accusations of self-contradiction

Timid salesmen have skinny kids.