Maybe this was why people filled their house with stinking cats, so they didn't notice that they were alone, so they wouldn't die without a living soul noticing.

If they would all sleep all the time she wouldn't mind being their mother.

She was a terrible mother, there was no doubt about it, but she didn't even have the strength to feel guilty.

She could have happily lived inside any nineteenth century novel.

The only time you were safe was when you were dead.

What does it matter what people do? At the end of the day we're all dead.

I am obsessed with good buying books

Young people think they never can change, but they do in the most wonderful manner, and very few die of broken hearts.

I'm going to Hell in a basketWeaved in from my sins, Like wickerWith little Wiccan tiesAs if I'm a witchAccused.

My rule of thumb is build a site for a user, not a spider.

In 20 years of comedy, I've probably had a dozen good points.

Thank goodness for all the things you are not, thank goodness you're not something someone forgot, and left all alone in some punkerish place, like a rusty tin coat hanger hanging in space.

I am committed to protecting our country against the threat of terrorism.

Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.

I'd prefer to invite the artists simply to work and have fun with Guatemalan artists. To share missions of life. Maybe that is more important than seeing an exhibition.

Why do three-quarters of NATO [countries] get away with not paying anything? They have to pay their bills.