Maybe women get to a certain age and they no longer have a filter they're considered crazy people or something.

Maybe women get to a certain age and they no longer have a filter; they're considered crazy people or something.

I actually have huge respect for Lorne Michaels. I think that guy is really something.

SNL was a dream come true for me. It was a fantastic year. I dont have any regrets.

I just want to make people laugh, and I want to do that the best way possible.

I do like to play people I wouldnt want to spend five minutes in a room with.

When I got Trophy Wife, the first fear is, This could go away; the second is, Its here and I love it; I hope it gets a second season.

I do think non-linearly. So I think that comes off as nervousness or anxiety in a person.

I get to do physical comedy! When do women get to do physical comedy? Very rarely.

Is not most talkingA crazed defense of a crumbling fort?I thought we came hereTo surrender in Silence.

Please Julian, ” she whispered to him as he slept beside her. “Don’t leave me.

The timing of death, like the ending of a story, gives a changed meaning to what preceded it.

That was never a penalty in a million planets.

From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?

About your writing with you left hand, are you ambidextrous, Mr. Ewell?" "I most positively am not, I can use one hand good as the other. One hand good as the other.

Time properly invested is worth a fortune.

Low comedies are written for the drawing-room, the kitchen and the stable, and if you cut out the kitchen and the stable the drawing-room can't support the play by itself.

The only disability in life is having a bad attitude