Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

sometime life Offer you "Outdated" to get "Updated" Just Take the Chance

Life wants you to have gratitude for the gift of living. Treasure every second.

In England everyone puts a lot of pressure on you when you have cost a lot of money.

Does loving someone mean you want them to be safe? Or that you want them to be able to choose?

The sea drinks the air and the sun the sea.

When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.

There is a sufficiency in the world for man's need but not for man's greed.

When a man is old enough to do wrong he should be old enough to do right also.

I think theater will always be my first love. Ive been doing it since I was nine, and theres nothing quite like being on stage, having the immediate intake of energy and exchange of ideas.

If the way of heaven be narrow, it is not long; and if the gate be straight, it opens into endless life.