McCain is the kid who was really cool in middle school but never got high school game and people are sick of him acting like he's still popular.

Creative freedom is a huge carrot.

Can anything good come of a backward way of thinking like judging someone based on skin color? No way.

We're always looking for the backbone, the central idea, and once you have that you know everything can circle around it.

Nothing is funnier than confidently doing the wrong thing.

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way you can break the ice.

You have to be able to fail with the improv. You have to not care.

Normally when it hits two and a half, three hours, the audience gets exhausted and start yawning.

Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever.

'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made.

I think that the job of art and culture is to jump on that time and realize that it's there and to push it just a little bit faster.

Life is very simple, but to make ourselves feel intelligent, we insist on making it complex.

Tell me thy company and I'll tell thee what thou art.

We are reformers in Spring and Summer in Autumn and Winter we stand by the old reformers in the morning conservers at night.

The virtue involved in helping those one loves is not 'selflessness' or 'sacrifice,' but integrity.

When I walk into a grocery store and look at all the products you can choose, I say, "My God!" No king ever had anything like I have in my grocery store today.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The Word says God don't give us credit for lovin the folks we want to love anyway. No, He gives us credit for loving the unlovable.

I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.

Great. Lookout. I'm a lookout. Another thing to put on my college applications. What do I do if I see someone?" Val looked back. "I'm not sure, actually.

Give me your four year olds, and in a generation I will build a socialist state.